29. Robert the Doll

There’s no sugar-coating this one. It’s a haunted doll. This is a haunted doll episode. It’s about a super-scary doll that’s super-super haunted. We don’t know how else to say it. We’re in haunted doll territory. You’ve been warned.

This is the story of Robert the Doll. Come for the ghost, stay for the rebrand of bears, killing the head doll, the tricks grandpas play, bad parents making bad ghosts, scrolling until you throw up in your mouth, and the absolute bummer of having a four-year-old ventriloquism savant.