Mother of the Year Pint Glass

According to the Edgar Allan Poe episode, Patrick doesn’t think you can win Mother of the Year when you go ahead and die halfway through, but the rest of us beg to differ. Plus, it’s usually the little rascals themselves who put the final nail in the coffin, innit?

Celebrate your award with this 16oz pint glass. Fill it with whatever. We won’t judge.

• Not dishwasher or microwave safe