62. Roy Simms, Texas A&M’s Meat Lab Ghost

Who among us hasn’t been in a college dining hall and thought, “I wonder if this burger’s cow came from a diseased lab eighty feet away?” If you want to throw that stone, go ahead, but we won’t, because we wear our shame on our sleeves, and if that’s not freedom, we don’t know what is.

This is the story of Roy Simms, Texas A&M’s Meat Lab Ghost. Come for the ghost, stay for the three worst states, Oppenheimer’s thing, vibranium-level knives, the prescience of Patrick Swayze, and the 37th parallel (question mark?). This meat lab ghost is just Kenough.

That YouTube video:


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