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Author Archives: Clayton Smith

87. George Washington and the Ghosts of Mount Vernon

Dignified people die dignified deaths. Unless you’re George Washington, in which case your last 26 hours are absolute insanity. It’s the American history that THEY won’t tell you — the true story of how George Washington died! And believe us when we tell you, you are not prepared. Unless you already know how he died. […]

82. The Monterey Bay Aquarium

Welcome to Clayton’s own personal hellscape, where we talk about nothing but fish for an entire episode. This is the story of the Monterey Bay Aquarium. Come for the ghosts, stay for appeasing the elder gods, parka wrestling, the kung pao steamer, sea lion boom town, Ozark marinade, surprisingly Russian Norwegians, “Barney Fife lived,” no […]