This time we’re going to take about the Drake Hotel, WE PROMISE. Welcome to the second half of our no-holds-barred live show with guest host Megan Phillips. This is the continued story of the Drake Hotel. Come for the ghosts, stay for: Their kids are super weird; find one bear that’ll eat a pig; the […]
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Hold onto your plasma, it’s the most off-the-rails live show we’ve done yet, featuring a special guest host, Megan Phillips! She brought her own game, and lots of questions, and yadda yadda yadda, now the episode is two parts long. (We never actually get to the point of mentioning the Drake Hotel in this episode, if […]
This one takes place in Scotland, so get ready for accents! This is the story of the Mackenzie Poltergeist. Come for the ghost, stay for: New Year’s pumped and Christmas plumped; those fancy, fancy mole people; oh, crickey!; you’re thinking of Pangaea; Scrooge McDuck, throat goat; serf-cum-stances; and all the people Leonardo Davinci killed. 136. […]
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Here’s a ghost who has a dog without a head. This is the story of Geoffrey de Mandeville, the Christmas Eve Ghost. Come for the ghost, stay for: Ice for taste; are those both legs?; 0 for 1; Herschel Walker, prison guard; gotta take that head; I will tear thee […]
Some would say that if you’re living in Florida, you’ve already been dragged down to hell. But you be the judge. This is the story of the Devil’s Chair. Come for the ghosts, stay for: Muppet sex; Looney Tunes style; the Steve Gutenberg Project; liberal horses; it’s the Tifa, not the mana; Jacksonville is still […]
Dead children? Yick! Who runs this show? (It’s Ryan Smith, please send him all complaints.) This is the story of the Dead Children’s Playground. Come for the wee ghosts, stay for: setting the curve; we are working right now; it is cold down here; the woke mind virus; make my tongue warm; feet are black, […]
Welcome to the Kill Bill of the Reconstruction era. Or, as Patrick likes to call it, “Get your Pocohontas out of my Mulan.” Good luck to us all. Oh, and we’re a Belatro fancast now. This is the story of Vivia Thomas. Come for the ghosts, stay for: Balatro Boys; pig spout; rubber stamp David; […]
America wasn’t always the haunted nation we know and fear today. No, there was a time when this land’s soul was pure as driven snow, Then the Europeans people came, and now we have ghosts. Thanks a lot, Europe. This is the story of Nelly Butler, the first ghost ever seen in America. Come for […]
You know Bobby Mackey, right? Country billboard chart-topper Bobby Mackey? No? Well, you like Pepsi, right? So maybe you know his whole deal. Anyway, he’s not the ghost, so why are we even talking about this? This is the story of Bobby Mackey’s Music World. Come for the ghosts, stay for: I just want a […]
It’s Germany. Early 1800s. Blink. Now it’s New York. Later 1800s. No overlap. Go to sleep. Wake up. The worlds have collided. There are bricks. There are ghosts. What is happening? No one knows. Was that a hitman? Spooky. This is the story of the Kreischer Mansion. Come for the ghosts, stay for: cat spikes; […]