One of these days we’ll get back to telling ghost stories, but real quick, can we tell you this absolutely bonkers true story of a weird virgin who summoned the devil? This is the story of John Dee. Come for the devil’s hoofprint, stay for a professional ghost, a good male midlife crisis, this horoscope […]
Author Archives: Clayton Smith
Some people say the Easter story is the greatest story ever told. But they’re wrong. Strap in for the REAL DEAL. This is the story of James Andrews and the Kennesaw House. Come for the ghosts, stay for naked Wednesday, please we have to find the monkeys, zero-plus, a whole-a$$ train, microwaved cheeseburgers for the […]
Once upon an evening dreary, while we podded pleased but weary, over a single ne’er-forgotten piece of American lore, while I nodded, nearly boisterous at my co-host’s use of “moisturous” suddenly there came a WHaM! For next came a fun fact. This is the story of Edgar Allan Poe. Come for the ghost, stay for […]
If you want to talk Tombstone, then this episode is your huckleberry. This is the story of the Bird Cage Theatre in Tombstone, Arizona. Come for the ghosts, stay for a needs-based person, Benicio is hard to explain, Avengers: Doomsday in monochrome, an outboard motor on that ship, a family of orca, cabin murder math, […]
The Aloha State? More like the Oh-No-Ah-Ghost State! The Hawaiian islands are chockablock with haunts, and we cover a couple of them in this very special episode. This is the story of two Ghosts of Hawaii. Come for the ghosts, stay for the only thing we got you, Patrick’s scary basement, a literal archipelago, I’ve […]
Zoos are fine if you don’t think about them too much. And almost none of them have thousands of corpses beneath them! This is the story of the Lincoln Park Zoo. Come for the ghosts, stay for puma content, the New Yerk Yerkies, this podcast makes you horny, a little wander down the fairy path, […]
They can’t all be winners. This is the story of the ghost of Jacob’s Island. Come for the ghost, stay for pudding out the fire, a little bit quieter every day, the worst color for water, the Hindu Exorcist, Is This a Train?, and a subset of American congresspeople. 180. The Ghost of Jacob’s Island […]
Patrick gets pretty excited about the sexy witches in this one, you’re going to really like it! This is the story of Dyer Lane. Come for the ghosts, stay for a national conversation about parades, the half plus seven rule, classic America stuff, a disappearance of women, don’t let my pigs see me like this, […]
Men will build so many forts in the same exact location rather than go to therapy. This is the story of Fort William Henry. Come for the ghosts, stay for the biggest turkeys, no grazi, we hate this stuff, chip-on-the-shoulder piracy, permanent squid, a bastion you could eat off of, little French feet, and a […]
Land O’ Lakes? More like Land O’ Hot Takes, amiright? (Please forget everything you hear in this episode.) This is the story of Forepaugh’s Restaurant. Come for the ghosts, stay for bad bears, chicken pox party soccer team, foreplay of the animal kingdom, every dry good vendor’s dream, the few privileges left to white males, […]










