This one’s basically a ghost story. Okay? This is the story of Robert Schumann. Come for the ghost, stay for this is how brain worms happen, the Zapruder film of my phone, if Don Music can do it…, I was hoping there’d be electro therapy, oh my god the stamina, way behind on my tertiary […]
Author Archives: Clayton Smith
Heads up, Revolutionary War dorks! We’re heading to the state that makes Patrick angriest to tell the tale of some nerd with a limp. LFG. This is the story of the Nathanel Greene Homestead. Come for the ghost, stay for we do not tell the Dobby story, I’m getting a tattoo of it, Voltaire Jr. […]
Listen, we’re going to get to the ghost, but have you heard this story about cell phones? This is the story of Blackbird Hill. Come for the ghost, stay for we should cherish our elderly, a French accent that just gets better, he found such fortune, I fell in love with a volleyball, infidelity for […]
Listen, friends. Sometimes life finds a way. And sometimes life gets away. And when life gets away, that’s when ChatGPT has your back to pick up the slack. Buckle up, this one’s different. This is the story of Nell Cropsey. Come for the ghost, stay for everyone’s into something, a podcast about innovation, the Savannah of the […]
Welcome to Season 2! This season is going to be stranger, sexier, and way more innovative. Don’t be surprised if Patrick starts showing up to the tapings nude. It’s just the kind of thing we need to juice the ratings and avoid a sophomore slump. This is the story of the Hellfire Caves. Come for […]
The British are so strange, aren’t they? But they do make good mining eqipment. But this isn’t a story about a British mine, even though a British Empire Mine would be a pretty fun name, ’cause of history. No, this is about an American mine. Is this the worst episode description intro yet? This is […]
Must be nice to go on vacation, PATRICK. (But seriously, thanks for bringing your mic. Clayton did not have a backup plan.) This is the story of Mary and the Mysterious Men of Rockwood Mansion. Come for the ghosts, stay for Hot Doug moves on Patrick’s wife, one, two, three, etc., but you have to […]
Johnny B. Bad is back as a guest star at the Mudd House in Maryland, and as usual, he’s up to his old shenanigans — goin’ all HAM on presidents and order. Anyway. How’s your day going? This is the story of the Samuel Mudd House. Come for the ghosts, stay for gas station bananas, […]
This is the story of the Waverly Hills Sanatorium. Come for the ghosts, stay for zero IT interns, basement brothers, are you gonna do more sedition?, I was guessing pope, a tuberculosis hospital for the sick and curious, and one star, did not like, family drove away with changeling. If we had a nickel for […]
All my rowdy poltergeists are coming over tonight! And that’s where Hank Jr. got his famous line. Wow, the family tree just unspools and unspools, and suddenly there’s nothing left but an old guitar on a sad barroom floor. What were we talking about? This is the story of Hank Williams. Come for the ghost, […]