The British are so strange, aren’t they? But they do make good mining eqipment. But this isn’t a story about a British mine, even though a British Empire Mine would be a pretty fun name, ’cause of history. No, this is about an American mine. Is this the worst episode description intro yet? This is […]
Author Archives: Clayton Smith
Must be nice to go on vacation, PATRICK. (But seriously, thanks for bringing your mic. Clayton did not have a backup plan.) This is the story of Mary and the Mysterious Men of Rockwood Mansion. Come for the ghosts, stay for Hot Doug moves on Patrick’s wife, one, two, three, etc., but you have to […]
Johnny B. Bad is back as a guest star at the Mudd House in Maryland, and as usual, he’s up to his old shenanigans — goin’ all HAM on presidents and order. Anyway. How’s your day going? This is the story of the Samuel Mudd House. Come for the ghosts, stay for gas station bananas, […]
This is the story of the Waverly Hills Sanatorium. Come for the ghosts, stay for zero IT interns, basement brothers, are you gonna do more sedition?, I was guessing pope, a tuberculosis hospital for the sick and curious, and one star, did not like, family drove away with changeling. If we had a nickel for […]
All my rowdy poltergeists are coming over tonight! And that’s where Hank Jr. got his famous line. Wow, the family tree just unspools and unspools, and suddenly there’s nothing left but an old guitar on a sad barroom floor. What were we talking about? This is the story of Hank Williams. Come for the ghost, […]
Hey, folks! Clayton here. Listen, I completely forgot I had a weekly podcast that I’ve been doing for the last 3+ years and didn’t prepare any notes for this one. That is what we call in the podcast industry a whoopsie. What I can tell you is that this episode is born from my and […]
This isn’t about a group of Irishmen, it’s another nautical adventure! Get ready. This is the story of the SS The Sullivans. Come for the ghosts, stay for Annebelle on the lam, a whole lotta aliteration, blessedly unencumbered brothers, cornfield kisses, jacked hotdogs, no more siblings on ships, and paying Matt Damon by the second. […]
You like big boats and you cannot lie. So here’s another one. You’re welcome. This is the story of the SS Great Britain. Come for the ghosts, stay for Patrick mouth kisses cat, an interview with John Wilkes Booth, it’s just a necrodrumicon, even for English food this is the grossest, big broad gauge guy, […]
What is The Netherlands? Why is it a singular plural? Why don’t they speak Netherlandish? Should the country be called Dut? It makes you think. It really makes you think. This is the story of the SS Ourang Medan. Come for the ghosts, stay for Schrödinger’s box of pope, their whole deal is no wires, […]
We don’t always set a new record for length of banter before getting to the ghost story….but when we do, it’s 73% worth it, minimum. (But if you skip ahead to the 19:17:00 mark, it’d be hard to blame you.) This is the story of The Black Dahlia. Come for the ghost, stay for Jeremy […]