According to the Edgar Allan Poe episode, Patrick doesn’t think you can win Mother of the Year when you go ahead and die halfway through, but the rest of us beg to differ. Plus, it’s usually the little rascals themselves who put the final nail in the coffin, innit?
Celebrate your award with this 25 oz. travel mug. Fill it with whatever. We won’t judge.
• Made with stainless steel
• Lead and BPA-free materials used
• Hand-wash only
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!















