They say “Rest in Peace,” but you’ve always been an overachiever. Why settle for eternal slumber when you can stay behind out of pure, unadulterated pettiness?
Inspired by the Is This a Ghost? Podcast, this shirt is for the spirits who aren’t haunted by the past—they are the past, and they have a few things to say about how you’ve redecorated the kitchen.
Featuring a shattered urn and a defiant (if slightly dusty) attitude, it’s the perfect attire for:
Professional Haunters: Because haunting the living is a full-time job.
The Eternally Grumpy: Rest is overrated; haunting your ex’s new apartment is forever.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!


















