Someone find Nicolas Cage, we’re going to The Rock! (Do us a favor and don’t bring up the LaLaurie Mansion episode when you see him, ok?)
This is the story of the hauntings of Alcatraz. Come for the ghosts, stay for air law; Do your worst, you filthy Canuck; The Isle of Pedantic; Now it’s time for the cannons; In support of white imperialism; The earthquake equivalent of toilets; Harvey Dent’s other famous quote; and it’s called the D block for a reason.
Oh, and here’s the photo of the Lady of Alcatraz.